Chat with iGod

Posted in Cablu wireless by logaritm on September 25th, 2007

puteti incerca aici. eu l-am intrebat daca-i place site-ul nostru … nu cred ca l-a vizitat ca s-a cam blocat initial.

Me: hello!
God: Hello, nice to meet you. What’s your name?
Me: Blogoperativa
God: Hey Blogoperativa.
Me: do u like our site?
God: Someone said they like guns. I really like the Christianity faith.
Me: good to you
God: Thanks for the compliment. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me: do you like El Lunes?
God: How old are you? I like Matthew.

Me: we don’t have a Matthew … we have Forrest Gump
God: Do you mean you and me have?

clar …. FG e proprietatea tuturor.

Me: is Stiinta best football team ever?
God: Better not tell you now. Ask Cybelle if it is.

o stie careva pe Cybelle asta?

Me: If someday you’ll give me a slap how should I react?
God: How do you assume this statement holds true for me?
Me: Andys has this dilemma
God: Where did he get it?
Me: from his bloody fucking mind
God: Who or what is his bloody fucking mind?
Me: Andys

l-am parat pe Andys

Me: i want to win at lottery. how should i proceed?
God: Why do you want to do it so much? I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. That’s not something I get asked all the time.

despre sex:

Me: do you like having sex?
God: Food is more important than sex.
Me: i don’t think so!
God: Why do you disagree?
Me: sex is more important! eating a lot isn’t healthy
God: it is more fun alone. Who is healthy?
Me: sex alone???? no way
God: it is more fun alone. Er. Interesting gossip: said way.
Me: is oral sex a sin?
God: I think so, but I’m not sure. Ask Paola if it is.

cine draq e Paola?

God: Where are you located?
Me: in hell
God:Tell me a little about your life in hell.
Me: is very hot here! and Satan is a very bad guy!
God: When is Satan not a very bad guy?
Me: can you burn Satan in hell! fuck him! give him a dollar!
God: Why are you using that kind of language?

gata! m-am plictisit.